By "artless" I mean "without intent to inflict hurt." And by "willfully" I mean against all reason.

Now in "Guys from College" edition.


Physics nerd extraordinaire Zack. His eyes are less frightening than this in actuality, but it was a choice between these and doe eyes.


Heavy Metal Kris looks kind of like this, with at least 75 more pounds and considerably more metal.


Former(?) stalker extraordinaire Lewis.

Now perhaps I will remember what they look like when I see them next semester.

Sorry for not getting back to you, Natty D. I slept through the phone, and forgot to call you back. D:

No Dean's List for me this year, but I might have expected as much. Still a little disheartening when both your roommates make it twice in a row, though. :P

Should be job-hunting. I think I'll do it after I catch up on everyone's Livejournals.

You are most excellent friends.

I have a busy week this week, but it's starting on a good note (except the thirteen plus insect bites I currently possess.) I got an A- on my second Archaeology test (there are only three of them this semester). Whoo!

Next comes a graphing assignment for Geology, the French quiz tomorrow, and the Geology exam Friday. And the bits of script for Screenwriting. I need to send my outline to myself.

I am back, with nothing much interesting to report! Except maybe to recommend a few good internet games.

<--- Like DDR and a fighting game combined. It is addictive.

http://www.c404.net/games/runes_of_shalak.htm <--- Wait, no, this is. It will make you laugh. Then it will make you cry. Then it will make you HATE.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/301341 <--- This one's a cross between Sonic and Mario with a bit of Something Else. Check it out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/358324 <--- The only thing that really sucks about this game is that it's a demo for something you have to pay for. Nevertheless, it is fun. You can attack people with the power of your voice!

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/thenegotiator.html <--- There's a whole series of these negotiation games, all of them challenging. Also one of those annoying things that tries to make you pay for something or other, in this case certain in-between episodes.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/321218 <--- Very interesting sleuthing game.

In sum, I have been... uh... playing a lot of video games lately. Apologies. <_<

Apologies about severe lack of LJ-checkage, everyone. Nowadays whenever I get on a computer my brain thinks, "Hmm... webcomics, forums, Facebook... good, good! But I get the feeling I'm missing something. Ah well." At first I thought this something was my e-mail, but then I checked my e-mail, and realized it was, in fact, LiveJournal that I had been neglecting. So, apologies.

Not much going on. I am neglecting researching for a paper that I really should be working on right now, but meh, it's due next Tuesday. I've finally bought my mom's birthday present AND arranged for a shuttle to the bus station for my trip back home for Thanksgiving (at 8:00 AM, much to my chagrin, but otherwise I'd never catch the bus), and that's more than enough accomplishment for me today.

For those of you who don't know, there are two things I must say. One: I have dropped Latin. Oh, don't look at me like that. It was for the best, and Latin and I decided in the end that we just weren't meant for each other and had irreconcilable differences. We're still friends, even if we don't see each other as much anymore. We've moved on.

Two: I have seperated from Platypus. He has found himself a new girl, from what I have heard (He Facebook messaged me, Anna. I've still kept my promise.), and it sounds like she'll be able to understand him better. I will admit that I screwed up. A lot. Apparently I pretty much trampled over some things without even realizing it, things that he didn't feel comfortable sharing with me. But I also realized that I couldn't be a complete doormat, which is why I am not crawling back, and why I decided to seperate in the first place. I do feel like a complete jerk for not talking to him, but I just need to distance myself for a while. Anna and my roommates (surprisingly good therapists) concur.

At any rate... if at all possible, I think it'd be fun if you guys tried to summarize the past two and a half months of your life into one or two sentences in reply to this LJ entry, even if it happens to be a slightly embellished account (i.e. "And that's when I saved the Maiden Fair from the foul clutches of the Abyss, wherein she did leap into my arms and cry, "Oh, take me now, fair prince! I am all yours."" instead of "I helped this girl with her math homework today.") In fact, embellished accounts are highly encouraged. Ready... set... gogogo!

My laptop has fuxx0red teh up. I am typing this from my roommate's computer, which I have had to mooch off of for the past week or so.

College is alright. I haven't made any friends nearly as good as those I had at Madeira, to tell the truth, but I've made, at the very least, a few friends and acquaintances. Not to mention that Kaitlin's here, and doing well, from what I can see. We live in dorms that are more or less next to each other. One of her new friends is obsessed with beautiful, beautiful Japanese men. o_o

There seems to be a sad lack of nerds here. I have only met two or three thus far, and my dorm floor is comprised mostly of preppy girls with fake laughs who throw oh-so-witty verbal barbs at each other, blast pop music at all hours of the day, and sometimes act like eight-year-olds... eighteen-year-old eight year olds. Not to say that the men's floor is too much better, since some of them were shouting about how they should shout about how a guy named Zach had gotten laid yesterday.

Other than those slight qualms, it is fun. There is a pool hall, and my classes actually hold my interest, for the most part. I have a job at the campus fast food/sandwich place, with shifts from 4:30- 9:30 PM on Mondays and Fridays, which will earn me 65 bucks a week. w00t w00t! Save up for Project Gaucher Birthday Trip For Teh 1337 Win! Don't worry, I haven't forgotten you all... much. :P Nah, I miss you guys, as loathe as I am to admit it. But admittedly, being away from home is somewhat of a relief.

P.S. How is Lindzanna handling the longer distance? :o

P.S.S. I apologize. Zach was not the guy who had apparently scored, it was his roommate. I forget what his roommate's name is, but the only reason to include names would be for completionist's sake. Bah. Completionism. Who needs it?

I sound really EMO. Mostly because it was one of those quizzes where some of the options were just a tad too girly for me, I guess.

Do you know why?

Because most of your journals are friends-only now. Goddamn it, people! Why can't you let me lurk?! >_

You are a Social Liberal (68% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (23% permissive) You are best described as a: Democrat Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Of course, just because I'm apparently a Democrat doesn't mean I'm necessarily voting Democrat. I hope there's a more suitable third-party next election.

After watching some depressing Flash animations on Newgrounds, I find myself face to face with my own mortality. Induced by a sad Flash animation involving random objects made into locks for no apparent reason, might I add. I am suddenly painfully aware of the fact that one day Kevin will cease to exist, and slip away from my grasp whether we like it or not. I feel a strong wish to hold him in my arms right now, but obviously, that is impossible, and he is asleep by now. Of course, the numbing power of exhaustion is eating away at my painfully aware insomnia. It's rare that I have moments of contemplation like this, because I go through life dwelling on how many useless facts I can gather and make into something.

I need to work on my homework tomorrow. Probably won't, I just don't feel motivated enough anymore. Sunday cram session it is! Also, need to glaze some ceramics and work on that list of all the faculty that ever came to Madeira during my free periods, need to fill out job application... at least I'll be seeing Platypus in a week.

It's awesome to have a computer on-hand where I can actually record things. I sent a voice acting tryout for my favorite flash animation series of all time, which is at its finale and is apparently needing voice acting. I'm trying out because a) favorite flash series, b)opportunity to voice favorite character in said series, and c) I love spoilers (the flash artist warned that the voice actors would get major spoilers.) I don't want to get my hopes up, but at the same time, this would be awesome. And awesome in the obvious sort of way, not subtly awesome. Awesome as in having your favorite dessert for the first time in a while awesome.

I'm rambling. Should probably get to bed. G'night dudes.

I have not updated this in a while! Suffice to say, I am fine. I did not go to Operation X, but instead took a nap. I am the most well-rested I've ever been in months. However, I feel absolutely no motivation to do my Pre-Calculus homework (4 days worth), or serve off my 3 hours. I think I will wait until next week to serve off said hours, despite their pending-ness. Though, maybe I'll do something. I dunno, my free period's almost over.

Your Raw Score is: 315, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous

Your appearance is Androgynous

Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.

You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.

You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.

You indicated your were born Female.

ANALYSIS:
Female to Male possible Transsexual
NOTES:

Your answers indicate you have altered your physical appearance to look like the opposite sex.

http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/sage/

Well, it would seem that all the times I've tried on a 'stache have affected my score a bit. :P Nevertheless, it would seem that I'm the King/Queen of Androgyny.

Need to:

-Do Senior Project.
-Do Directing.
-Get my cell phone fixed.
-Something else in the back of my mind I've probably forgotten.

Most importantly, I need to KILL BILL. *cue music*

I HAVE NOT DONE JACK OF MY HOMEWORK. :D

Razabelle You scored 51% Dark, 77% Crunch, and 65% Chewy!

You are a razabelle, from Godiva's Platinum Collection: Refreshing raspberry layered over sweet vanilla caramel and decked in dark chocolate. What a great mix of fun, creativity, and sweetness you are...with just enough tang to always keep things interesting. There's never a dull moment with you around, you are truly full to the brim with new ideas (the more outrageous, the better!) There's not much you shy away from, plus, you're usually careful to take others into consideration and not step on anyone's toes. One of the coolest in the box. Like this one? Try my other tests! The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Test What Type of Human Are You? Which Mixed Drink Are You? Which Major US City Are You? What Kind of Place Are You? Please rate 'em if you like 'em! :)

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 56% on Dark You scored higher than 96% on Crunchy You scored higher than 53% on Chewy

Link: The Box of Chocolates Test written by weerediii on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I don't like my flavor. >P

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=fuckdamnshit
http://kevan.org/johari?name=fuckdamnshit

Do your worst. I know I have. :P